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Velvis belongs in a class of art by itself. Similar categories would include, but is not limited to, assembly line rug/beach towel prints and paintings of heavy metal rock stars and jungle animals. Generally, you'll find these items for sale at flea markets, yard sales and high volume intersections (in gas station parking lots), in the urban sprawl. This genre should not be confused with collections of plastic flamingos and anything to do with Dale Earnhart, although in most cases, they are sold side by side.

A genuine Velvis is a velvet painting of Elvis.
Floyd traveled around the country, including in the ghetto, searching for Velvis paintings to add to his art collection.
Velvis by Dave Knechel September 11, 2007
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Velvis belongs in a class of art by itself. Similar categories would include, but is not limited to, assembly line rug/beach towel prints and paintings of heavy metal rock stars and jungle animals. Generally, you'll find these items for sale at flea markets, yard sales and high volume intersections (in gas station parking lots), in the urban sprawl. This genre should not be confused with collections of plastic flamingos and anything to do with Dale Earnhart, although in most cases, they are sold side by side.

A genuine Velvis is a velvet painting of Elvis.
Floyd traveled around the country, including in the ghetto, searching for Velvis paintings to add to his art collection.
Velvis by David B. Knechel January 2, 2009
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Velvis belongs in a class of art by itself. Similar categories would include, but is not limited to, assembly line rug/beach towel prints and paintings of heavy metal rock stars and jungle animals. Generally, you'll find these items for sale at flea markets, yard sales and high volume intersections (in gas station parking lots), in the urban sprawl. This genre should not be confused with collections of plastic flamingos and anything to do with Dale Earnhart, although in most cases, they are sold side by side.

A genuine Velvis is a velvet painting of Elvis.
Floyd traveled around the country, including in the ghetto, searching for Velvis paintings to add to his art collection.
Velvis by Dave Knechel September 11, 2007
Velis' a person who's always minding their own business and trying to keep other people away from their problems. They'll try to solve them all by themselves and sometimes they just need to let others help. They don't really give a crap about others and if it's something negative about them, they'll sometimes agree. They easily get angry and don't always have a lot of patience. However whenever they lose their temper, it usually passes quickly. Velis is a kind, generous person who is most wonderful to be around, especially if they're happy. They're the kind of friend that always tries to help boost your own self-confidence while completely ignoring themselves. Don't forget to ask how they're doing too. They also doesn't trust others easily for fear of getting stabbed in the back. If you ever become the friend of a Velis, know you earned it through your own traits 100%.
Velis has always been there for me when I needed them.
Velis by Xx_Glitter_xX November 27, 2019

Velvizza 

Pizza with provel, which seems endemic to St. Louis, thank god. A blend that for some reason supplants mozzarella, provel often gives an orange-and-white topping that is redolent of Velveeta in both look, taste(less), and texture.
To waiter: "Skip the provel and bring on the REAL cheese, my good man. We're in no mood for Velvizza, and there's no reason for you to die tonight."
Velvizza by The Mikado, et al. October 3, 2008
A very beautifuland smart girl. All the boys love her and want her!
Wow Velise is really pretty
I know and that’s my girl❤️
velise by Nicest Person On Earth October 26, 2019
Australian slang used to exaggerate size and imply a negative conotation. Usually considered a derogatory term and is most often used in relation to someone who is morbidly obese.

To be grammatically correct the term may either be:
placed immediately before a size related adjective e.g. That port-a-loo is vellis big; or
used as an adjective e.g. He's so fat, he's vellis.

Terms is possibly derived from large beast described in ancient Greek mythology.
That guy is so vellis fat he's not going to fit through the door.

His Subway diet is two feet of meatball sub and he wonders why he's vellis massive.
vellis by ozgod January 29, 2007