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(n) A mythical creature that drinks 30 beers the night before an exam, do better than you and then tell you all about it.
A valvis drank enough car bombs to blow up a parking lot, then he singlehandedly ruined the curve in ch115, he wasnt even drunk!
by billzxfoyjhlfdlso January 29, 2009