People with this last name are so rare they are always kind, a lot of girls will fall for them but they will only fall for one. They will be shy when it comes to talking to girls.
Dana Velarde is a funniest girl . She can sing, she's like a meme too , nope she's not famous . Mhm
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Person 1 : You know who dana velarde is??
Person 2: YES! And she's a great person and super beautiful and kind!!!!
Person 1 : Now i wanted to be her friend!
Josue Velarde is a man who you just want to hop in bed with. A man who can get you horny In a second, one glance of this hot and you will be begging for a buttfuck.
Did you see Josue Velarde, I really want a buttfuck him. What a rigga.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'