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A euphemism for a person who has no connection to reality due to the luxuries that 21st century first-world living has afforded him/her. Such a person is so detached from the order of the world that they seem to forget a lion would eat them without giving two shits about it. A common delusion of a vegan is that their obsession with abstaining from animal products is actually a form of compassion and love. My studies have shown this behavior to be no more than an ego boost to compensate for other areas in which they are inevitably exploiting and pillaging the earth's resources just like everyone else. Ultimately "veganism" is a psychological complex that confuses an egoistic idea with the natural order of the world.
(Two L.A. vegans at brunch)

Cindy: Oh my god, Doug, I feel so much better about myself for being a vegan!

Doug: That's the whole point, right?

by RibEyeSteak March 03, 2009
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A person that does not realize that there are more small animals brutally killed per year by the machinery used to harvest grain than all of the cows and pigs that are slaughtered for our consumption.

A person that choses to eat vegetables because they're easier to catch.

A person that does not realize that plants are arguably just as alive as animals. They grow, they reproduce, and they respond to external stimuli, just like an animal. As a result, vegans promote the "ethical" slaughtering of millions of plants.
I'm a vegan and I don't want to think about all of the animals that are being killed for me to eat and have clothes. I also don't consider the rights of things that aren't cute and cuddly, like plants.
by Robert Aborted July 01, 2005
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One who eats no meat, or anything from an animal. They do not use anything that comes from an animal either.
Oh Taylor's vegan. Her mom bought her a wool blanket and she gave it to me!
Also she cried when we tried to take her to Saltgrass Steakhouse.
by Er!n May 10, 2008
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self-entitled individuals filled with hubris who abstain from consuming animal-based products, who promote themselves to a moral standard the rest of us can only dream of achieving.
Geoff was indignant that the batch of cookies his co-worker brought to the office didn't include a vegan option.

Ashleigh declared, repeatedly, that being vegan is the best way to live, thereby completely discounting 200,000 years of human evolution.
by Cynic1978 July 05, 2016
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Native American word meaning: "Poor Hunter"
Hey Killed-a-Bear, give some meat to Walks-with-a-limp he's a Vegan.
by Atomicgrape April 29, 2008
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Veganism is a militant form of vegetarianism. Vegan's are the people you'll see eating some of the most unhealthy junk at a health foods store. I've known vegeterians that grow their own vegetables. I've known those who eat meat tended to grow their own veggies also..Then again I live in pklahoma.... Anyway Veganism isn't an adequate diet, and actually many AMeican Physicians tell people to only goto Veganism if oyur planning on using supplements to get the other much needed nutrition in your diet..Depending on your lifestyle Veganism may be for you or may not be for you. NEver listen to Vegans themselves who think they know your lifestyle. If your job requires physical labour the yeah Veganism won't provide much.
I knew a vegan who didn't supplement his diet, and didn't change his dieting qwhen we were on a archealogical dig. He at soy bean on whole wheat, and that was alwork veganism isn't the choice of dieting.l he ate for the entire day.. The guy passsed out twice a day. For that type of
by lordblazer October 16, 2006
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A person who does not eat or wear any animal products including but not limited to meat, seafood, eggs, leather, wool, fur, dairy, and sometimes honey (although some vegans still eat honey) do to the horrible things humans do to these animals, most animals now are bred for there meat. While many people believe this to be an extreme and rather stupid diet, nutritionists say it's A-ok and some vegans get more protein then they really need. Nutrition tests show average vegans to have a 57% less chance of heat disease then a meat eater, while ovo-lacto vegetarians (a vegetarian that eats both eggs and dairy) only have 27% less chance. Vegans actually get more protein then they need, even the athletes, and it's possible to get too much protein.
Fat Bob: "All vegans are skinny little preps!"
DJ Sam: "What about that one guy from Good Charlotte? Vegan, medium sized, and piercings all over!"
by Zsky2 March 25, 2006
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