Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.
Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.
by Quakeulf March 30, 2006
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Hillary is so clever that she spoke of a pretend vast right wing conspiracy in order to distract you from the truth that there exists a vast left wing conspiracy.
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pronounced "vaSTE (like waste) - feLLOW"

An Indian person who can't do anything right. Normally South Indian and is a funny person.
Arjun - Eyy beta vat u got on the AP bio test?
Kamala - Oh I only got 100 sorry papa. missed extra credit
Arjun - Hey! Cmon beta. Was really easy no.
Arjun - *vaste fellow*
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A minority which is allowed far more sway than is indicated by their contribution and membership numbers.
The Vast Minority of shareholders are trying to take the company private.
The Vast Minority realizes that "the squeaky wheel gets the oil.
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