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Vasken, also known as “tripps” is one who can flip a room upside down in an instant because he is what we call, trippin. He’s funny when he doesn’t try, but he could push the limits because he doesn’t wanna hear anyone else’s voice, and he might have a Modelo or two from time to time so your voice doesn’t annoy him… He also loves to send corny messages to family group chats which are funny, sometimes. Somehow, all the girls love him! He can make you any plate better than the restaurant did, but if you touch the charger you die. I think we’ll just end on that note
Oh it’s Vasken!! This could be great, this could be a nightmare
Vasken by Laurie Smith June 18, 2021
A man who insist on his own heterosexuality, but prefers prostate stimulation.
I walked in on Zack fingering his asshole again, dudes a total valken.
Valken by Ampedman September 24, 2019

Anti-vasker 

(n.) Someone who is both anti-vax, and anti-mask.
Ope, another anti-vasker died to own the libs.
Anti-vasker by HereticWife August 21, 2021
A person who knowingly and willingly spreads STDSor sexually transmitted infections to other people.
Example 1:“My aunt has to get a blood test for HIV because a vashen ran up to her in the street and stuck her with a needle,” said Sally.

Example 2: Brian was a vashen because secretly, he knew he had Herpes but did not want to ruin the night by telling his date that he is infected. Instead, he chose his pleasure over her health and safety.
vashen by Omarosa July 31, 2004

Valkenburg Mirror 

The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.
*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...

Valkennzie 

Valkennzie
A girl that is very pretty and outgoing and loud! If you don't notice her she will make herself be noticeable to you. Doesn't rely on a man. She can be the bestest friend you had.
Guy1: Who's that? I've never seen her before.

Guy 2: valkennzie?!! She's like the bomb dude!
Valkennzie by Ily July 25, 2014