Valkenburg 

A penis the size of a toothpick when 100% erect, also meaning "gay" or "queer", can also mean no penis at all.

"Man! Don't whip out that Valkenburg! Its discusting!"

Valkenburg by Brandon V December 14, 2008

Valkenburg Mirror 

The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.

*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...

Valkenburg Mirror by Mark Murray - WOW Champion December 22, 2008

vandenburgh 

A bunch of slayers who slay races religions everything and everyone who don't have Vandenburgh in their name

Vandenburghs aren't racists they are just different

vandenburgh by WhiteGorilla53 January 8, 2018

valkenborg

a legendary clan full of strong sexy people

you must be part of the valkenborgs

valkenborg by etneyhn4n4ueumey December 8, 2016

Valkinburg 

Valkinburg is a very racist, neo-nazi, catlyst, arsonist, firefighting loving bastard, also known as a KD.

See Valkinburg he's a cheese burger stealin man

Wow. I see it

Valkinburg by RAVEN9999 March 30, 2024

valkenvugen 

a big bitch

you son of a valkenvugen

valkenvugen by the frenchiest fish May 25, 2024