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A "Varty" refers to a person who's life revolves around immature antics and pranks but is a common find at any party. A quick thinking prankster who is never out of sexual innuendos and has no shame. Usually under the influence of alcohol and is suprisingly efficent at hitting on the opposite sex.

Often accompanied by a "Nikki"
Where did all the beer go? and what smells like poo?
Oh hell, Varty must be nearby
by CerealKiller898989 December 09, 2009
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A vaginal fart, expelled from a woman's vagina after too much air has entered her body during sexual relations.
When she rolled over she let out this sloppy loud varty! It was so hot!
by Tea Bag January 23, 2006
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