1 definition by CerealKiller898989

A "Varty" refers to a person who's life revolves around immature antics and pranks but is a common find at any party. A quick thinking prankster who is never out of sexual innuendos and has no shame. Usually under the influence of alcohol and is suprisingly efficent at hitting on the opposite sex.

Often accompanied by a "Nikki"
Where did all the beer go? and what smells like poo?
Oh hell, Varty must be nearby
by CerealKiller898989 December 10, 2009
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