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Valentining

The act of committing romantic acts (i.e. Kissing, humping, ect.) with your valentine for the sake of Valentine's day, not out of lust or desire. Often occurs in middle-school aged children peer-pressured into kissing.
Guy 1- "Dude, did you seriously make out with Sarah?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, but we were just valentining."
Valentining by Zsophia February 12, 2014

valentining

Having a Blokus piece stuck up one's ass.
Yeah, he was valentining the piano dude at music camp!
valentining by valentiner :) August 2, 2017

valentini 

person who acts cool yet funny at the same time. Good taste in clothing as well as food,
i want to be a valentini when i grow up, they have the cutest clothes.
valentini by Kara Lee November 14, 2011

stefano valentini 

STEFANO VALENTINI HOT-ASS VILLIAN IN THE EVIL WITHIN 2:
5'10
148 lbs.
Italian 🇮🇹

Serial killer photographer
Uses real gore for his photos aka his art
Loves his camera and knife
Can teleport in a blue mist
Wears a navy suit and a red scarf
Has a wide vocabulary
Cute
Has a piece of art named Obscura (As seen in gif)
Fear radiates from you, it's beautiful but not yet finished. I am Stefano and now you are my art.
~Stefano Valentini
stefano valentini by uoYredruM June 14, 2018

Flavius Valentinianus 

The real roman emperor from 375 AD to 392 AD
Flavius Valentinianus: Where is my heir: Sussus Amogus
Common soldiery: Sir, Sussus Amogus has been ejected into the lion cage
Flavius Valentinianus: Oh no! This is a death sentence

stefano valentini 

A HOT ASS VIDEO GAME VILLIAN FROM:
The Evil Within 2
5'10
148 pounds
Italian 🇮🇹 Born in Italy
Psychotic serial killer photographer
Uses real gore for pictures aka his art
stefano valentini by uoYredruM June 14, 2018