Top Definition
A rather large dildo that shows signs of intense repeated usage by the rips tears and/or blood stains.
I heard that my grandfather keeps a Valdo locked up in his cabinet that he uses on occasion when the dog is in heat.
by chanchoooo July 04, 2011

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