Top Definition
A seemingly goth teen who has no pigment in clothes and is ignorant to sexual advances. Valans often have long hair and sport an original Z-Do in it. It is unknown of the sexuality of Valans.
Didn't Kara ask Joe out?
Yeah, he's such a Valan though, he had no idea she was trying to.
by BigBonquiqui June 18, 2011

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