by 5yearoldwds January 19, 2012
"Oh my god, Chris has been let loose amongst the freshmen! He is going to vagitate that shit."
"Oh Talal, you are such a vagitator! I'm all wet now!"
"Oh Talal, you are such a vagitator! I'm all wet now!"
by talal January 24, 2008
Vegetable sticks which are tactically handed out in strip clubs; usually served with an accompanying dip that is widely rumoured to contain female stripper ejaculate. The main purpose of these vegetables sticks is to mimic the act of fellatio resulting in the arousal of male customers. Once aroused, customers are more susceptible to parting with their cash in order to have some vagina shaken in their face. However, irritated bowels are often a side effect associated with vagitable consumption, usually arising from the dip.
Cheryl: Ahhh, my poo is so liquidy this morning!
Slams: Maybe you should have eased up on those vagitables last night at the titty bar!
Slams: Maybe you should have eased up on those vagitables last night at the titty bar!
by dopeyg812 May 20, 2010
by Polar Bur October 14, 2003
monkey: "wow i hell as enjoyed that guys vagitables last night"
fozzy: "dude guys dont have vagitables only girls do i know from experience :D"
fozzy: "dude guys dont have vagitables only girls do i know from experience :D"
by mr fozzy March 25, 2008
by Lauren L and Liz W March 18, 2003
by Lauren L and Liz W March 19, 2003