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by ilovethanpayne February 6, 2009
A self-absorbed, super-egotistical woman, generally in her late 20s or early 30s, who creates an online dating profile with a profoundly opinionated view of herself and her requirements. Typical indicators of whether one is a cum gargling vaginasaur are the listing of one's favorite pseudo-intellectual novels with titles so artsy as to be vomit inducing, as well as the stating of one's personality type according to the 'what in the world of fucks is that' Myer-Briggs Type Indicator system. The true sexual orientation of a cum gargling vaginasaur is never known, as she prefers to invent her own orientation, unique to herself, which did not previously exist. As with a gecko that sheds its tail when threatened, a cum gargling vaginasaur similarly sheds her integrity when faced with the prospect of sucking on a black 12 incher in a process commonly referred to as 'hypocrisy'.
Why is it that I only ever get matched with cum gargling vaginasaurs when perusing these dating sites?!
by 36thDisciple August 17, 2017
"Can I take your sister out to lunch John? I'm a real Vaginasaurous-Rex and will care for her needs and not leave a mess. Yum Yum. I'll keep it clean dawg."
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by E-the-dude March 8, 2017
..... A significantly older woman who was obviously quite attractive and ’active’ in her Cougar years, and remains in the same state of mind.
Hey Chris, let’s swing by the new senior center and see if we can hook up with a couple of Vaginasaurs.
by Ezrathepig March 23, 2018