Vagimess

An unsightly vagina either due to extensively large lips (labia), reconstructive surgery or just lack of hygiene.

"So, how was her twat?"
"Dude, it was a total vagimess down there"

Vagimess by DBinSD May 19, 2010

Vaginess 

Like 'Highness', as in queen or princess, except the lady in question is being a cunt, bitch, nasty tart, uppity princess, drama-queen or a royal 'Vaginess'.

Get over it your Vaginess! The world does revolve around you.

Vaginess by Rupert G June 14, 2011

Vagilessential 

The essential need for vaginal comfort. Gangus vagil necessity.

Vagilessential is the only way to live.

Dayum, that’s sum Vagilessential business.

Vagilessential by pseudonym- stinkypete June 20, 2021