Very Short Attention Span Syndrome :
A common condition amongst men and women alike where one cannot keep their mind on one thing for a single minute. People suffering from this condition are generically labeled as 'Spastards' which, although a little harsh, can often bring them out of their transfixion on that wall over there.
Jimmy - ROFLCOPTER, check out this vid!
Bob - Okies.
*Bobs starts to watch, but the colour in his eyes begins to drain, and under closer inspection, you can tell that the VSASS has kicked in, and hes not FUCKING WATCHING*
Jimmy - I said watch it, you fucking spastard!