2 definitions by carthage

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1. One who can be found running from illegal acts, often chanting the words, 'Shit, Shit, Shit.'
2. A person unwilling to have any minor part in shoplifting, even if it's blatantly obvious that no harm could come of it.
3. One whose porch (and indeed letterbox) receives near constant bombardment of bush and other plantlife.
Jimmy - Can we borrow your bag for a spot o' shopliftin'?
Bob - Shit, Shit, Shit!
Jimmy - Don't be such a Coliander!
by carthage March 09, 2009

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Very Short Attention Span Syndrome :

A common condition amongst men and women alike where one cannot keep their mind on one thing for a single minute. People suffering from this condition are generically labeled as 'Spastards' which, although a little harsh, can often bring them out of their transfixion on that wall over there.
Jimmy - ROFLCOPTER, check out this vid!
Bob - Okies.
*Bobs starts to watch, but the colour in his eyes begins to drain, and under closer inspection, you can tell that the VSASS has kicked in, and hes not FUCKING WATCHING*
Jimmy - I said watch it, you fucking spastard!
by carthage March 10, 2009

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