Valentines Depression Syndrome: The feeling single people feel from February 12 to Feb 16, it peaks on the 14, and makes you want to lay on the couch and feel like crap while watching lame romantic comedies.
Dora: Have you seen Steven?
Marten: No, I think he might have a bad case of the VDS, I saw him rent five movies with the word love in the title.
Dora: Sucks to be Steven.
I will fight this VDS by going out to the gym, and punching some puppies.
VDS is an acronym for Violent Dink Shaking. Violent Dink shaking has long been thought to occur only in West Polynesia, however, this is not true. Dink shaking has long been a tradition of the Dink tribe which can be traced back to the late to mid 600s BC, also known as the "Dink Age." At first the tribe only practiced Dink shaking but after time it evolved into a violent act and has been ever since.
The exact date of this transition has not yet been discovered but it is widely believed that it was sometime around 1989-1990. It was at this time that the four Dinks were born. For more on the four Dinks and their identity please look up dink and find the definition about 4 people submitted by club4.
VDS can be used in many ways. It has also been used at times as just DS, to signify the non-violent variety of Dink Shaking, often used in peace keeping.
1. The re-written lyrics to "The Real Slim Shady" - Eminem.
I'm Slim Dinky yes I'm the Real Dinky, all you other Slim Dinky's are just VDS-ing. So won't the Real Dink Shaker please DS, please DS, please DS.
2. In response to a poor call by a sports official.
"Oh come on, that is total VDS!"
vdS can be used for everything and it means: "voll der Scheiß". Thats german and means something like "crappy"
Everything is vdS!