A derivative of A.P.O.D.
Vampiric Alternate Place of Detention.
Any vampiric clusterfuck, typically low rent, skid row, places where there are lots of old people etc. Often the number of locals involved is staggering, just like being vampirized. You'll sleep more and crave things you can't get, but they can. Check the signs before you move in. The closer you get to them, eg going to their doctors, churches or clubs only adds to your problems. DTA.
If I could I'd live in a campervan, but that's illegal here. I generally get woken by the grabby totem game before dawn, then need to take several naps a day until I wake after dark. I was lucky to get this place, pity it's another VAPOD. Next they'll be trying to change my religion or drive me crazy.
by buriedtoodeep April 8, 2023
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