Utelle Face Share definition Flag A Random funny insult meaning your face looks like a womans Uterus. Many will not know what you are talking about. A: 'Random Insult' B: 'Random Insult' A: Yeah, yeah...Well your a Utelle Face. B: .....*Walks off* Utelle Face by Fashion Victim July 29, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Utelle Face mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch