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The female equivalent to a douchebag.
That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.
by Darkeststar January 02, 2011

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A fucking used condom is a condom that has been up a man/woman's pussy, ass, mouth whatever the fuck you with it, and it come's out all wet and warm because of you sperm you fucking little nasty ass moo cow.
"Dude! I saw a used condom in the park! Who the fuck does it there?"

"There were used condoms all over your mom last night."

"My girlfriend figured out I was cheating on her because she found a used condom in my room and we haven't had sex for a month."
by AD1DA5 June 24, 2006

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