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n.
When you fart, instead of it immediately leaving your ass crack, it lingers and eventually crawls up your gooch and around your balls.
Dude 1: I hate those small desks in the english class
Dude 2: Yeah me too they give me the worst updraft
by Asskicking101 November 28, 2007

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