2 definitions by Twitterisntasfun
On the Uber driver App, one can spread their "legs" for every option. I can do Uber Pet, Uber Connect, Uber Eats, Uber X Uber XL and in being a Uber driver whore, I can select the "Automatically select" option in the app to continuously be doing a task, never stopping to eat or pee.
Hey man, I've decided to be and Uber driver whore today, I'm not turning down any opportunity to make money and I wanna run all types of trips.
by Twitterisntasfun May 26, 2022
When you're banging your ol' lady from behind and you get a whiff of her updraft, from her ass. Nasty stuff.
Honey, Damn, I was hard and ready to go, till you hit me with your doggie updraft!! Ewww!! Perhaps we'll do it again after you wash your ass with some soap and water.
by Twitterisntasfun March 26, 2018