if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

a quote made by me, because it's the truth

friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

by Lazar Blade September 22, 2021

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it.

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

alex turners love letter to alexa chung

by jay turner lolz January 21, 2021

shut up you meg

Basically a dickhead

Person 1: (says something stupid)
Person 2: shut up you Meg

by Ceryss_xx April 28, 2019

shut up the fuck you must

What Yoda says to make ppl shut the fuck up

dipshit sith... shut up the fuck you must!

by eweee August 23, 2005

Search this up I dare you

Did you really think that urban dictionary of all things could tell you what to do when you're bored?

Did somebody tell you to "Search THIS up I dare you?" F**k you for thinking this would work.

by CoffeeHype March 25, 2023

shut the fuck up you cunt

Something you say when someone pisses you off so much you would rather die . I like to yell at my mom like this . . .

Person A : *ANNOYING STUFF *
You : SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT

by Fundipz5000 April 10, 2017

[what's up you mother fucks]

a way to address a room full of people, in a public and/or private place, perhaps after one of those " i just don't give a shit" days.

scene: walking into the break room after you've realized the last 4 hours you've been working have produced nothing but shit.

enter room:
person 1: hey bill whats going on
person 2: bill, BILL, billy boy!
person 3: hey billy

bill: (mumbles) yeah um hum... WHAT'S UP YOU MOTHER FUCKS! hows your day asshole? Mine's turned to shit how about that? :promply walk to the vending machine grab your snack in the midst of the silence and go outside to smoke:

by jadiepoetatie January 29, 2007