university

Excuse to chill out, lax and drink all year, eccept the occasional late last-night panic before handing in a paper.

Is an example nesessary?

by The Tangoman September 17, 2004

University

The main reason why I contemplate death of a daily basis

Guy #1 -"Hey dude I heard you got accepted to University, well, there goes your weekends and partying"

Guy #2 - "yeah...."

by Tokessss September 30, 2009

universe

The great unknown, undoubtedly aliens living out there, and its scarey just to think how huge it is, the universe is bigger than:

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The Universe is big.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

University

A prison where a bunch of horny and depressed young adults are compacted into one building, you learn things you'll never use in your adult life and you take endless tests and exams for four whole years until they successfully squeeze the individuality out of your worn out body!

kid who's never gone to university: "Man I can't wait til I graduate high school and start university, the best years of my life!!!"

Senior: Hell nah that place is a living hell you don't know what you're saying.

by Obv troll is obvious September 28, 2020

The Universals

is a Discord Server that combines all people and clans from all communitys possible.
The name Universals because it should unite everyone possible.

The offical founder is BillalAi.
Admins were and are:
Usaid
Broski
ESC
Redmask
Lemonskull
Sambobxd
Neid
Pepax

A: "Can you invite to the Universals?"
BillalAi: "Wait gotta j*rk off first."

by Yemado December 25, 2021

university

An institution with the noble goal of educating individuals within specialized fields, thus promoting the advancement of society. Today, the majority of people who attend good universities are spoiled rich kids who have had lucky lives and only want to get high-paying jobs when they graduate.

Jimmy asked Sally why she went to university, and she said so that she could become a money-licking lawyer.

by RyanM January 3, 2004

Universe

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy defines Universe as a very, very big thing. A thing so enormously big that you can't imagine how big it is. A bizarrely huge thing. And so on.

The Universe has 0 creatures, because the universe is infinite and the number of creatures is finite. And all finite numbers divided by infinite are so small that it can be rounded to 0.

It has no importation or exportation, because it has nowhere to export or from which to import.

It also has no monetary unity and no banks.

Crap, it's big as hell, must be the universe!

by Fotus9 January 9, 2009