A dork or nerd. Or someone who isnt cool in general. These people can be found wearing crooked glasses taped at the center, khaki pants worn at armpit level, a striped, knock off version of a polo with all the buttons done, a watch-calculator. These people can be seen holding the following items; Yu-Gi-Oh cards, Pokemon cards, SAT study guides, ACT study guides, Calculus text books, 7 notebook filled with technobabble and unesseccary math equations, their shirt pockets are filled with, but not limited to; pencils, pens, highlighters, markers, colored pencils, crayons, rulers, calculators, eye drops, backup glasses, rare Yu-Gi-Oh cards, small notebooks and on-the-go math equations. These people can also be found making a total fool of themselves, running through the hallways when theres 6 minutes to get to class yet their next subject is down the hallway, running down the stairs to get to their other so called friends to play Pokemon and other useless card games, discussing World of Warcraft, dropping books and pushing up their glasses because they are 2 times the size of his/her head, tripping, slipping and falling out of no where, their knees are usually buckled in and their face is full of acne. In class they attemp to answer every question possible before the teacher even asks one. The other students sit there slouched in their chairs which this uncool kid is sitting there with his fingers interlocked, sitting up as straight as possible. When the bell rings he/she is usually seen scrambling to stuff oversized books into their roller backpacks with cool flames printed on it. Their fanny packs are stuffed with homework and writing utensils.
Did you see johnny? Hes so uncool.
by andy385553 May 10, 2008
Top Definition
Being yourself and not trying to be what other people want you to be. Being cool in your own eyes, staying true to yourself. Being yourself and being unique.
Why fit in when you're a standout?

Just be team UnCool.
by UnCoolElisa April 25, 2011
Being yourself and not trying to be what other people want you to be. Being cool in your own eyes, staying true to yourself. Being yourself and being unique.
Why fit in when you're a standout?

Just be team UnCool.
by UnCoolElisa April 25, 2011
To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock.
I saw this Secretary of State, whazzizname, try to entertain some foreign generals by rapping, it was on telly, and he was uncool.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
Dude, you see that guy wearing CROCS? I didn't think it was possible for him to be any more uncool
by lilmizzbleh July 23, 2013
not cool, failing to look cool
girls having big mobiles is so uncool
by dakssavasere November 15, 2010
uncool does not exist independently; it is merely the absence of cool, cool being facial hair; thus, uncool is the absence of facial hair.
That guy is so uncool; he shaves his beard and mustache.
by godric34 January 13, 2008
embarrassing plague that faced a big population of later 80's kids who sat on the internet to connect with friends, now depend on the internet to see how their friends are doing, not about owning what so ever, try to strew up facebooks and any other public profiles to show off their sunshine, in reality were socially insecure at one point in time to hold a physical conversation with another person and start up a conversation without a extra measure..

Any later 80's kid that did not want to grow up, did not take part of any socializing on the street, at football games, in school, in sports activities, at church activities, in boy or girl scouts, at a tween job, at parties, meet new people in your local area, make friends with neighbors and kids on the streets, go out, be one with mother nature, never gave back to mother nature.

knowing everything there is to know about the internet to look very cool and act like people that did not grow up on the internet or started using the internet as a tool as an adult are not cool because they have less experience using a computer.

people that had a lot of boyfriends and girlfriends growing up and talked every day after school on the internet, and still use that same computer or method to talk to people around the bush now but try to look cool... playing cool does not look good on them.
wild scottish girl - "So one day I wooped "crazygrl21's" or whatever her name's ass in volleyball because she is uncool."

Indian - "Why do you think she is uncool."

wild scottish girl - "Uncool because I said so. She grew up sucking her thumb on the internet while I was out there "on another planet" working and having the time of my life."

Indian - "Uncool. I love you."
by giantpandashirt October 23, 2010

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