UTS: University of Sydney, controversially suggested to be the best university in Sydney, as unlike it's neighbour (cough Sydney Uni), it doesn't pretend to be a swanky, British cast-off, but instead actually attempts to teach things that would benefit a person living in Australia.

Known by other uni's through the heart-warming, loving chant of S-L-U-T-S; UTS, has come to be seen as the forefront of technical innovation within uni's, to the extent that, when enrolling for subjects, it usually only takes between 36-72 hours to log onto the server.
Student #1: UTS is the greatest university ever!
Student #2: Yeah, I've finally enrolled in my subjects for next year, the server wasn't even as flooded as usual, so it only took me 2 and a half days!
Sydney Uni student: S-L-U-T-S!!!
by 36hours November 25, 2009
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To be a graduate or affiliated with University of Utah academics or athletic teams. To be "A Utah Man am I!
A Utah Man, sir, Will be 'til I die" Man meaning a woman or a man.

To be part of The U, the ONLY REAL U, not that Miami bull shit.
The Ute's just whooped BYU's ass!!

I'm a Ute and will be for life!!
by Ood Dawg November 28, 2010
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Dat guy with the big gel-circle hair around his head and has a ratty, Also with an impressive snorter
AWWWWWWWW m8, dats Uttingbru52
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1. An Acronym fo "the Ultimate Team Exerience in Sports

2. A group of SGA sponsored, quasi-coomunistic, semi-elitist athletes who have a proficiency for dominating any and all intramural sports found at Jacksonville University

3. One who desperately hates the pop culture phenomenom of "collar Popping" and has a propensity for serving all those who find the necessity for popping their collar in the harshest of manners.

Sidenote: in order to qualify for definition #3, one must first be a part of definition #2.
"Oh Shit, we play the UTES tonight!"

"There really is no sense in competing with the UTES, everyone knows they will win."

"Yes, it's true, Backup Barch is a UTE."
by Hius Enauk April 5, 2005
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The team of the biggest idiots in college football. They play cream filled cupcakes every year to try and assure an undefeated season. Their fans are known for their douschyness and thinkin their team is much better than they really are.
Ute fan: Man the utes are so freakin good this year.

Your response: Who have they played this year?

Ute fan: San jose st, new mexico st, itt tech, Taylorsville high school.
by TBLB October 19, 2010
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Text Message abbreviation meaning "you there?" when inquiring if the receiver is available to text
by Captain UT July 19, 2008
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I would have to agree with Mr. Parks, UT is the University of Tennessee. Tennessee did everything before Texas did. Texas has been following in Tennessee's footsteps for years. The University of Tennessee existed first, was orange and white first, and went undefeated and won a national championship with a black quarterback first. Considering the history of the University of Texas we can predict the future. The Longhorns will start two freshman quarterbacks this coming season, and go 5-6 the following season. They will then hire a Jewish basketball coach from the north and he will be very succuessful. And another note, the Vols are 3-1 all time versus Texas. Two of those wins occuring in the Lone Star State, one being the Cotton Bowl. Tennessee's men's and women's basketball teams both beat Texas in 2005. God Bless the Vols
Tennessee can mess with Texas, because we founded the state. UT is in one place and one place only, Knoxville, Tennessee.
by Forrest Jackson May 26, 2006
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