The team of the biggest idiots in college football. They play cream filled cupcakes every year to try and assure an undefeated season. Their fans are known for their douschyness and thinkin their team is much better than they really are.
Ute fan: Man the utes are so freakin good this year.
Your response: Who have they played this year?
Ute fan: San jose st, new mexico st, itt tech, Taylorsville high school.