The United States (Of America)
1. He was born in the U.S. Sure, he likes apple pie.
2. He was born in Mexico. Came into the U.S. across the Rio Grande. He picks apples, we eat the pie.
2. He was born in Mexico. Came into the U.S. across the Rio Grande. He picks apples, we eat the pie.
by Auduck September 27, 2005
A country with problems. Its not a democracy because the leaders are choson by politicians (the electorial college). Most politicians are their for the money and there for are run for by the corporations. There for America is run by the greedy, power hungy corporations. About half the population is over patriotic, supports every war the U.S. was invloved in, and is a christian fanatic who believes that the end times are here (I have nothing wrong with christianty so don't say I hate god). Everything revolves around sports which are fun and all but it is too seriouse. Throw out the electorial college and become educated my American brothers and sisters.
U.S.'s genocide against Indians, occupping (sp.?) left overs of the Spanish empire, getting involved in World War 1 (it was a war between imperial europian powers that we should have not taken sides in, like it really mattered both sides would've quit eventually.), taking sides in Vietnam (IT WAS A CIVIL WAR), messing with the mideast, Panama War, promising to liberate Iraq during the 1st Gulf War (we dropped leaflets encouraging Iraq's to rise up) then not coming and not coming while he was killing 1000's in the 90's and after all that settled down we came and fucked Iraq up and are now putting it into a civil war. What's next???
by Rusty Shakelfurd September 11, 2006
Where everyone has guns even 4 year olds.And if you dont like ford your not a true american and if you dont like it. you can go to hell you sorry suns of bitches
by The Proud truth teller September 20, 2023
A body solely owned by corporations (see corruption) that governs the United States. It's only objectives are to make the people comply to it, to waste money, and to take away your liberties.
You: Look, the U.S. Government just passed new legislation.
Friend: What does it do?
You: It makes healthcare more expensive.
Friend: What does it do?
You: It makes healthcare more expensive.
by Some madman on the internet June 5, 2018
A "puppet" that says the same things as the previous presidents before him just to appeal to the public, and never actually follows through on most of these "promises", because the media is too busy eliminating our long-term memories.
Joe: Haven't you noticed that the past eight U.S. Presidents have done nothing different when it comes to foreign policy or energy?
Scott: Shhh...I'm watching the news.
Scott: Shhh...I'm watching the news.
by tylerdurden89 June 29, 2010