close out

To end a tab (i.e. drinks), to close out a credit/debit card, is to end the tab and obtain the check.

Would you like to close out your card?

by tylerdurden89 September 20, 2010

dilly

A dilaudid (hydromorphone) pill. Comes in various strengths: 2, 3, 4, and 8mg. Stronger than oxycodone, diacetylmorphine, and morphine by weight. The only opiate-based painkiller that is stronger, is fentanyl.

This dilly put me on my ass!

by tylerdurden89 November 02, 2010

U.S. Presidents

A "puppet" that says the same things as the previous presidents before him just to appeal to the public, and never actually follows through on most of these "promises", because the media is too busy eliminating our long-term memories.

Joe: Haven't you noticed that the past eight U.S. Presidents have done nothing different when it comes to foreign policy or energy?

Scott: Shhh...I'm watching the news.

by tylerdurden89 July 04, 2010

blowing cotton

To insufflate/rail/snort oxycontin.

I've been blowing cotton all day.

by tylerdurden89 July 12, 2009

snowballin

To take a lot of CNS depressants, i.e. benzodiazepines and opiates, so that the CNS is "snowballed".

I need to do some snowballin.

by tylerdurden89 November 08, 2010

Burr

Slang for beer, and not Gucci jewelery, because that is just dumb. Never used to describe low quality beer such as Coors or Bud.

Let's get some burrs.

by tylerdurden89 October 15, 2010

Time Magazine

A spineless magazine that has just been proven to be a puppet for the ruling elite, by electing Mark Zuckerberg as 2010 Person of the Year, who got 18,353 votes and placed 10th, to Julian Assange's 382,024 votes, who placed 1st, and ahead by 148,387 votes of second place's Recep Tayyip Ergodan, the Prime Minister of Turkey as of 2010.

I have lost all my respect for Time Magazine.

by tylerdurden89 December 16, 2010