...and keep off the Tylenol With Smack
by Dr Ivo Šandor June 10, 2010
Sarcasm for regular tylenol....Of the Tylenol series contains the most paracetamol! A whopping 500mg!! Combined with nothing else! Liver damage and no pain relief! Recommended by 10/10 doctors too afraid to even prescribe 5 mg of codeine compounded with 1350mg of APAP and atropine for fear that surely everyone no matter there level of pain is out for some prescribed dope!!
Tylenol 0: 500mg APAP/0mg of codeine
Tylenol 1: 300mg APAP/8mg of codeine
Tylenol 2: 300mg APAP/15mg of codeine
Tylenol 3: 300mg APAP/30mg of codeine
Tylenol 4: 300mg APAP/60mg codeine
In reality APAP is far more toxic than any opioid. That is why they compound it with opioids so in order to get a buzz you have to consume copius amounts of Tylenol thus killing your liver in the process! For example lortab 5mg hydro/ 500mg APAP, in order to get high you'd need 15-20mg of hydrocodone for a decent buzz NO tolerance, you'd be consuming 1500-2000mg of APAP just to do that far over the FDA limit.
Drug addicts: scaring doctors from prescribing and preventing chronic pain patients from recieving relief!!
Tylenol 0: 500mg APAP/0mg of codeine
Tylenol 1: 300mg APAP/8mg of codeine
Tylenol 2: 300mg APAP/15mg of codeine
Tylenol 3: 300mg APAP/30mg of codeine
Tylenol 4: 300mg APAP/60mg codeine
In reality APAP is far more toxic than any opioid. That is why they compound it with opioids so in order to get a buzz you have to consume copius amounts of Tylenol thus killing your liver in the process! For example lortab 5mg hydro/ 500mg APAP, in order to get high you'd need 15-20mg of hydrocodone for a decent buzz NO tolerance, you'd be consuming 1500-2000mg of APAP just to do that far over the FDA limit.
Drug addicts: scaring doctors from prescribing and preventing chronic pain patients from recieving relief!!
Doctor: Break a pinky? Here's 4mg dilaudid and some percoset 5s with some T4s for breakthrough pain, also here some Valium for the stress breaking a pinky has caused as well as some soma for the spasms, I gave you unlimited 99 refills for all of those and if you need a diamorphine drip set up at home just call my pill pushing nurse practitioner!!!! Suffer from debilitating pain from a chronic illness? Uh take some Tylenol 0 (regular Tylenol) there's too many risks aka I'm too scared of the DEA ripping my liscence out of my hands through my asshole for prescribing any thing that is mildly addictive and even if you are in pain I don't care because it's not my problem!!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 9, 2010
A Canadian analgesic with 325mg Acetaminophen, 15mg Caffeine, and 8mg Codeine. Available without a prescription, but one must ask for it at the pharmacy counter. A generic version is also available.
Tylenol 1 and its Aspirin counterpart, AC&C, are popular purchases for Americans visiting Canada
Tylenol 1 is NOT to be confused with the much-stronger Tylenol 3, available only by prescription in both the USA and Canada.
Tylenol 1 is NOT to be confused with the much-stronger Tylenol 3, available only by prescription in both the USA and Canada.
by DFJD May 9, 2006
by Zeto, the DUNE Fanatic March 17, 2005
The ultimate tease of all prescription painkillers.
This medicine is tylenol (acetaminophen,paracetamol) combined with codeine, which is a naturally occuring opiate and is therefore a narcotic like all other opiates/opioids.
Although it is weaker than oxycodone (OC, Percocets) and hydrocodone (Vicodin), it can still give you a really nice opiate buzz if used in higher doeses.
This medicine comes in four different strengths:
Tylenol 1,2,3, and 4 which all have different amounts of codeine but the same 300mg of tylenol per pill:
Acetaminophen/Codeine (mgs)
Tylenol 1 = 300 / 8
Tylenol 2 = 300 / 15
Tylenol 3 = 300 / 30
Tylenol 4 = 300 / 60
These are the most common doses and are commonly nicknamed T(number), for example T3's
In the UK, Tylenol 1 and 2 come in over-the-counter form as in the US, all of these are prescription.
No doubt, these pills are still really nice to have prescribed for a minor injury, but the reason they are a "tease" is because for those (myself) who try to get high off of the codeine basically have to fucking overdose themselves (myself...) on the tylenol before getting the same buzz.
Don't get me wrong, you can still get a nice buzz off of only 100-200 mg's, but after very few times, tolerance kicks in fast and you have to take toxic levels of tylenol before you can get a nice opiated buzz.
Many people get liver damage all the time and aren't even aware, but after multiple doses, it can get severe and in higher doses, people end up in the hospital or dead.
There is a way to do a cold water extraction to seperate the codeine from acetaminophen, but you lose a lot of codeine doing so, until you can get better at it.
This medicine is tylenol (acetaminophen,paracetamol) combined with codeine, which is a naturally occuring opiate and is therefore a narcotic like all other opiates/opioids.
Although it is weaker than oxycodone (OC, Percocets) and hydrocodone (Vicodin), it can still give you a really nice opiate buzz if used in higher doeses.
This medicine comes in four different strengths:
Tylenol 1,2,3, and 4 which all have different amounts of codeine but the same 300mg of tylenol per pill:
Acetaminophen/Codeine (mgs)
Tylenol 1 = 300 / 8
Tylenol 2 = 300 / 15
Tylenol 3 = 300 / 30
Tylenol 4 = 300 / 60
These are the most common doses and are commonly nicknamed T(number), for example T3's
In the UK, Tylenol 1 and 2 come in over-the-counter form as in the US, all of these are prescription.
No doubt, these pills are still really nice to have prescribed for a minor injury, but the reason they are a "tease" is because for those (myself) who try to get high off of the codeine basically have to fucking overdose themselves (myself...) on the tylenol before getting the same buzz.
Don't get me wrong, you can still get a nice buzz off of only 100-200 mg's, but after very few times, tolerance kicks in fast and you have to take toxic levels of tylenol before you can get a nice opiated buzz.
Many people get liver damage all the time and aren't even aware, but after multiple doses, it can get severe and in higher doses, people end up in the hospital or dead.
There is a way to do a cold water extraction to seperate the codeine from acetaminophen, but you lose a lot of codeine doing so, until you can get better at it.
I took 15 Tylenol 3's and 3 vicodin in about 2 hours, which is about 6.5 grams of tylenol and ended up in the hospital throwing up, getting my stomach pumped and eating activated coal.
S: Yo man, got any T2's left I can have?
E: yeah, I still have 4 or so.
S: Sweet can I pay you for all of them?!?
E: well yea.. but 4 T2's won't do shit.. like jack shit.
S: ...that medicine is such a fuckin tease..
S: Yo man, got any T2's left I can have?
E: yeah, I still have 4 or so.
S: Sweet can I pay you for all of them?!?
E: well yea.. but 4 T2's won't do shit.. like jack shit.
S: ...that medicine is such a fuckin tease..
by Stoned Arab May 12, 2008
An extremely large does of Tylenol. When this does of Tylenol is consumed, it can cause the person who consumed it to start seeing things as a side-effect of short term brain damage. Take note that taking a larger dose of which Rainbow Tylenol imposes can lead to kidney damage. Morbid Rainbow Tylenol occurs when a dose of Tylenol taken is so large that it causes life-threatening effects.
Junkie 1: Man, I totally ran out of weed, man.
Junkie 2: That's fine, you can use Rainbow Tylenol as an alternative.
Junkie 1: Didn't Kathy die from Morbid Rainbow Tylenol?
Junkie 2: There's only a 78% death rate from Morbid Rainbow Tylenol...
Junkie 1: TAKE ALL THE TYLENOL!
Junkie 2: That's fine, you can use Rainbow Tylenol as an alternative.
Junkie 1: Didn't Kathy die from Morbid Rainbow Tylenol?
Junkie 2: There's only a 78% death rate from Morbid Rainbow Tylenol...
Junkie 1: TAKE ALL THE TYLENOL!
by ArchaicScholar December 30, 2011
When a number of things are irritating or causing you problems at once. The reference comes from describing a porn scene where a girl took double anal from a group of guys. Someone said, "She was having a Tylenol Weekend."
Bob can't find his keys, wallet, and he is running late for work - he must be having a Tylenol Weekend.
by Doc Irysch August 1, 2009