Two-Hat 

To be trolled upon by 2 parties or 1 party that is as equally sufficient as the 2 parties that could have trolled on a paticular someone or something.

Shakes was "Two-hatted" by the Grdo & Jay ( hence Grdo & Jay are Two parties) .

Two-Hat by Ranatastic August 21, 2012

two in the hat 

verb: the act of putting two bullets into the head of another

When they pulled Saddam out of that spider hole they should have given him "two in the hat" and saved everybody a lot of time.

two in the hat by Jake Snake February 1, 2006

two rabbits one hat 

Two fluffy men and one stretched out hag.

Hey babe, we should totally go see the two rabbits one hat produ tion of macbeth.

two rabbits one hat by Gumchak February 27, 2025

two hats in a fireplace 

(idiom) - An action that is difficult or impossible to repeat. (beginner's luck)

"i sunk that first shot, but aai... that second one was like two hats in a fireplace..."

two hats in a fireplace by Nieeeeeeeel December 19, 2007

bobby two hats 

Bobby Two Hats - (N) - A Man Named Bobby Wearing Two Hats. Officially Hat-Tastic.

Bobby Two Hats - (V) - Hitting on Someones Mother.

(N) Hey, Let's Call Up That Hat-Tastic Mother Fucker Bobby Two Hats!

(V) I'm Going to Bobby Two Hats Your Mom. It's Cool, She Just Needs to be at The Other End of The Orgy.

bobby two hats by A.N.O.N. May 11, 2008

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS 

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS by weave November 24, 2003