Urban Dictionary: Two Pump Chump

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1.	Two Pump Chump
	buy two pump chump mugs, tshirts and magnets A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch. "Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath." by KHD Aug 2, 2003 share this
2.	Two Pump Chump
	buy two pump chump mugs, tshirts and magnets One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps. Steve is a two pump chump. by Jesus Jan 17, 2003 share this
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	buy two pump chump mugs, tshirts and magnets A male who prematurely ejaculates "Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold," premature sex load gold booty by Spanish Lighting Sep 27, 2009 share this

4.	Two pump chump
	buy two pump chump mugs, tshirts and magnets Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it... "Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...." by Chumper Dec 29, 2003 share this