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A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.
"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
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| 2. | Two Pump Chump | ||
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One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps. Steve is a two pump chump.
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A male who prematurely ejaculates "Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"
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| 4. | Two pump chump | ||
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Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it... "Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."
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