1. A term used to describe something you don't give.
2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."
Harry: "That hurt my feelings."
Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."
Over exaggeration of not caring.
I don't give two shits
about you or your friends.
Something that a lot of people refuse to give.
Person: "I could give two shits.."
Me: "But you won't, huh?"
Having a complete lack of care.
"I don't give two shits about the dolphins"
"Man!, I just took a big shit! Oh yeah, well I just took two!" hence "Two-Shits"
Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.
Hey Bob, I totally did the biggest crap this morning
Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday