Anyone who "twitters".
This type of individual firmly believes that their mundane thoughts are actually
interesting or relevant to those they twitter to. This person wastes
time telling others how they are wasting
time.
Bill: "Dude, I just got a twitter from
Hank telling me he's scoping out some hot women at a club in Reno."
Ted: "He's such a twitter-
twat! He'd rather take the time to tell you about those hot women than actually try to hook up with them? Wait... You have a twitter account? You're a twitter-
twat, too! Fuck, I need some new friends...!"