Twistered

The state of a human feeling when stoned, drunk, and tired. This is similar to being "Twisted" with another physical feeling added to the mix.

When a person has consumed alcohol and and marijuana, while feeling mentally and physically tired is the state of being Twistered

Twistered by Tigdude October 5, 2013

Oreo Twister 

Anal sex between men creating a slurry of poop and spooge as the end result.

Pete and Bruce are oreo twisters for sure, they were slamming each other behind the bar.

Oreo Twister by nullifyit2 June 16, 2021

twisted shits 

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.

"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."

twisted shits by Big $exy! January 31, 2020

my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

A hip-hop/rap album released by Kanye West. Elaborately produced and relatively well-received by listeners and critics, it went on to become a No. 1 Billboard hit. Key tracks include All Of The Lights (which was worked on in the studio for an excess of 5,000 hours), Monster, and Runaway.

Dude 1: 'ey 'Mano? You hear the new Kanye West album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?

Dude 2: Yeah bruh, it was pretty solid.

my beautiful dark twisted fantasy by COLLECTIVE November 3, 2013

Uncle Twister

Uncle Twister also known as "The Great One" is known through-out the internet as a well known figure. He is mostly known from the world of Mario Kart Wii, Skype & Youtube bringing joy to others around him. Some also refur to this man as the "Modern Day Jesus" He has many disciples who treat him with the upmost amount of respect.

Uncle Twister is The Great One.

Uncle Twister by TheIntimidator82 February 18, 2012

Don't get it twisted 

Don't get the wrong idea.

Don't get it twisted:

Do not get it twisted. Do not gamble. Do not start. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even. You won't win. You won't do any of that. You understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life. I do this cause I fucking love it. I do it all the time. It's entertainment for people who can afford it. And that's it. YOU WILL LOSE. I'm losing. Do you understand? I AM DOWN MILLIONS

Don't get it twisted by bork152 June 5, 2022

Twisted Fister 

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

Twisted Fister by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012