Twirdle 

reference to tasty bread snacks when you can't remember there names.

Jim: What did you have for breakfast?
sahrah: some quassony thing like ,urrrr, a dohnut thing majigy...
Sally: a twirdle!

Twirdle by sophie bob geldoff December 20, 2009

twiddle stick 

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

twiddle stick by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddle Fap 

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

Twiddle Fap by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

Twiddle Diddle 

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

Twiddle Diddle by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

thirdle 

The phenomenon of overcoming the ('third' beer 'hurdle') in which one transfers from a rest state into a euphoric state.

Dan has just gone over the Thirdle.

thirdle by Cheong April 15, 2014

twiddlevision 

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.

Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."

twiddlevision by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

pube twirler  

Someone who is inept and void of common sense.

One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.

Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.

Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"

"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler

"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."

"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."

pube twirler by Irbster2 February 7, 2008