Twilliterate 

A person who displays a marked lack of knowledge when using Twitter.

"OMG, Twitter won't let me post my critical essay on The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock."

"Dude! You can only post 140 characters at a time. Are you fucking twilliterate?"

Twilliterate by FADviral September 21, 2009

Twilliterate 

The absence knowledge of how to use the social networking site Twitter, whether by choice or ignorance.

Dong: Hit me up on twitter bro.

Wang: Can't, I'm twilliterate.

Twilliterate by -MagiC-NinjA- January 30, 2012

Twilliterate 

Someone whose attention span just dies after trying to read anything longer than 280 characters.

Books are deeply unpopular with the twilliterate crowd; they never finish!

Twilliterate by WargasmEternal July 27, 2024

Twiliterate 

Is a person who is proficient at using Twitter.

He/she doesn't like to Twitter because he/she is not yet Twiliterate.

Twiliterate by shelovestosail October 23, 2009

Twitilliterate 

Someone incapable of understanding and / or using Twitter.

Bob isn't on Twitter, dude is twitilliterate.

Twitilliterate by VDaze December 13, 2009