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A social networking and microblogging service for the sending of "one to many" messages via SMS or a web interface.

Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.
Yah, I use Twatter all the time to stay "hyper-connected" to my friends. I'm a total addict - a real Twatterer!
by JonnyRoader July 30, 2008
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When a girl squats at your house and pays her rent with her twat.
That girl is such a Twatter. Does she ever pay any rent?
by piratemactster December 08, 2008
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Version of twitter for Christian boybands with purity rings and pubic hair that grows out of their cranium.
Joe Jonas: I don't use Twitter, I prefer Twatter.

Nick Jonas: But that's because you're gay...

Joe Jonas: Precisely.
by Mileycyrusluvsanal May 02, 2009
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Twitter from twats. Originally Twitter from Justin Bieber.
You: Hey wasn't that Twitter from Timberlake funny as hell?

Me: Sorry, your highness, I don't follow Twatter.
by Sir Squirrel April 28, 2015
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Social networking service that allows its users to send and read other users' updates on their bowel movements (called "twats" or "shits").

Formerly known as Shitter, before the feature of sending multimedia twats was made available, and the daily limit of shits was increased from 100 to 1000.
Poon: Thanks to Twatter, I get to know not only when my friends take a dump, but also how the shit smelt like, its composition and occasionally, how it tasted!

Donna: I'm glad twats can be sent as text, images, video and audio! Personally, I film my whole defecation and post it for my friends. This occurs in excess of 600 times a day.
by Tomia Muset February 13, 2009
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A person who squats a Twitter name for resale.
I came up with the perfect Twitter handle but when I tried to register the name, I found out someone was squatting it just to sell. Damn twatter.
by entrepredude May 23, 2010
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Person who uses and/or talks about using twitter excessively.
Jerry's a twatter, he always has iphone in hand and is constantly posting tweets.
by albalion March 04, 2009
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