A complete idiot.
John tried to drive up the hill in the snow and got completely stuck. He broke my spade trying to dig himself out, and used up all my precious supply of road salt. He should have been able to see that the road was a skating rink. What a twatt!
by bluedog1257 January 10, 2010
a cooking appliance used to cook waffels or oddly shaped toast, beckons to steal your cutlery. Also used as transportation to foreign contries
I licky-lickyeed the twat so it stole my cutlery and.. broke my window. And then it went to france for some freedome fries
by DarkFoxFurre May 12, 2003