twathammock 

Vulgar slang used to describe a woman's knickers, or especially a thong.

Hammock : ham·mock n.
A hanging, easily swung length of canvas or heavy netting suspended between two trees or other supports and used as a seat or bed.


Twat : twat n.
Vulgar Slang. The vulva. (in this case, the hammcoked parts are the Labia Majora, or in extreme circumstances Minora too)

A Hammock for the Twat.

Perfect.

"Her twathammock was too thin for such an excitable girl, and soon folded into the abyss"

twathammock by bmr May 11, 2004

Twatrat 

Twatrat is a name given to someone that looks like a rat and acts like an idiot

man, that 'twatrat' over there is such a fucktard

Twatrat by ryan tanzi May 10, 2008

Twatrimony 

From "matrimony". The situation in which your friend is married to a complete tool, thus making them act like a twat.

"Hey, have you heard from Dave since he married that daft woman?"
"No, he's become a victim of twatrimony so can't speak to us anymore"

Twatrimony by MADmansMetalHarmony November 29, 2011

twatranger 

Women that go out looking for hookups

Wow look at all these twatrangers at the bar tonight!

twatranger by jjoking May 29, 2018

Twatracket 

A small Vagina shaped device used to swat away weird children with bad taste in television programmes.

Oh no, some prick just turned house on, hand me the Twatracket

I Twatracketed this figalo the other day, you shoulda' seen him cry!

Twatracket by BOOOTHY July 23, 2009

twatrash 

can be used as a noun or as part of a simile

"fook off twatrash i'm busy"

"god that person whos following me round the club is harder to get rid of than a twatrash"

twatrash by Midnight Miss Suki September 3, 2004

Twatametrician 

n. an individual who decides whether to bury his tubemeat only after obtaining his prospect's twatlog

"Twatametricians don't frequent the well nearly as often, but you don't see their cocks falling off either now do you?"

Twatametrician by Amnfamy September 12, 2009