a small cowering awkaward fragile creature that originates from asia. this creature is only a twarf on twensday but on thriday it becomes thrarf. this cycle ontinues through all the days of the week unitl it becomes a twarf again. at this point it repeats the process.
i hear there's a twarf in atlanta
by Sir keefer talyor January 1, 2008
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Acronym for "That Was Actually Really Funny." For use on the intrawebisphere.
Did he just say what I think he just said? Twarf!
by Hank Borso August 17, 2006
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To throw up (barf) a massive amount of tweets after a long period of Twitter inactivity.
Chris hasn't been on Twitter in forever, but ever since he got his cat he's been twarfing up a storm.
by kerbot2000 October 22, 2009
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Someone who is not as short as a dwarf, but has the face of a dwarf. A tall dwarf.
It's interesting how the University of Kentucky graduate and convicted murderer was so beautiful given the fact that her mother looks like a twarf.

“I did it. Yes, I did it.” the daughter of the twarf said while performing a dance move in the interrogation room.

She recalled the first time she met her daughter's future victim in 2011. "I was taken back. He couldn't look me in the face." the twarf said.

If Tauriel and Kili reproduced, would their child be a twarf?

The actor Art Hindle in the film The Brood is an example of a famous Twarf.
by Colin Robinson April 4, 2021
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