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To throw up (barf) a massive amount of tweets after a long period of Twitter inactivity.
Chris hasn't been on Twitter in forever, but ever since he got his cat he's been twarfing up a storm.
twarf by kerbot2000 October 22, 2009
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TWARF • Twart • twatface • tarf • twaffle • twarrie • twar • Tward • TARFU • Twaft
Someone who is not as short as a dwarf, but has the face of a dwarf. A tall dwarf.
It's interesting how the University of Kentucky graduate and convicted murderer was so beautiful given the fact that her mother looks like a twarf.

“I did it. Yes, I did it.” the daughter of the twarf said while performing a dance move in the interrogation room.

She recalled the first time she met her daughter's future victim in 2011. "I was taken back. He couldn't look me in the face." the twarf said.

If Tauriel and Kili reproduced, would their child be a twarf?

The actor Art Hindle in the film The Brood is an example of a famous Twarf.
Twarf by Colin Robinson April 4, 2021
Acronym for "That Was Actually Really Funny." For use on the intrawebisphere.
Did he just say what I think he just said? Twarf!
TWARF by Hank Borso August 17, 2006
a twitter larrie, who believes in stunts and is in reality barley a larrie at all.
I’m a larry but hamille was so real!
Are you serious! You are such a twarrie...
twarrie by sallywalker# October 25, 2020
Things Are Really Fucked Up Now
Oh my god TARFUN. What can we do.
tarfun by Senior Diablo July 1, 2005
Also stands for "Totally And Royally Fucked Up"
In the 1944 U.S. Army animated short The Three Brothers,a character named Fubar is a brother of Private Snafu (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up) and Tarfu (Things Are Really Fucked Up, or Totally and Royally Fucked Up)
TARFU by jjake47 September 9, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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