You dip your cock in extra virgin olive oil, then tomato sauce, sprinkle oregano, and romano chesse. Thwap dick in her mouth.
by JET12345 May 17, 2008
During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.
“How was your date last night?”
“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”
“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”
by Alibaster Slim August 4, 2012
When you're hitting a chick doggystyle then pull out, pour tabasco sauce on your junk and stick in it her cornhole.
by Sofa King Softball August 5, 2008
by Taste of Tuscany April 26, 2009
by Argylegargoyle October 10, 2013
A sexual act, rarely performed and little known outside of its native Tuscany. The Sizzler is performed when the man, after sufficient stimulation, ejaculates in the women's hair while standing behind her, and proceeds to pour gasoline all over her, punch her in the back of the head, and light her aflame with either a match, or a lit cigarette (as the situation calls for). The flame should be subsequently put out after a period of one to two minutes, though it can simply be left to burn, depending on the mood of the performer towards the recipient. The purpose of the Tuscan Sizzler is to test the limits of trust between giver and receiver, and to provide a degree of entertainment otherwise unseen in most sexual interplay, because I mean really, who doesn’t like to want to light someone on fire at least once in their life? That's right everybody does.
I accidentally killed my highschool girlfriend giving her the old "Tuscan Sizzler." It was still hilarious though. I mean, I'd do it again. I'm wierd like that.
by Shimmy to the Break of Dawn April 25, 2007
by fucunc November 19, 2006