Turtle Porn 

When something is disappointingly boring. Most commonly used when an act such as music, movies, etc is transformed from being one of the most entertaining into an act beyond boring.

Jennifer "do you think I should buy the second album of this band?"

Sandra " Well their first album was amazing it was up beat and revolutionary . However the second one well it sounded like turtle porn to me"

Turtle Porn by Dyarra November 7, 2012

Turtle porn 

A guy bad at sex

Mickey: " how is Tyler's dick game?"

Heaven:"It's like turtle porn, slow and boring"

Turtle porn by Grumpup March 23, 2017

Turtle Porn 

A word commonly associated with the YouTuber MojoOnPC who is well known for being late to his CSGO competitive match's because he's too busy jerking off in the toilet watching Turtle Porn

'I think Jordan has a Turtle Porn addiction'

Turtle Porn by Who is Mojo u ask July 28, 2016

Horny Turtle Porn 

Porn that is so slow its like a turtle making love with another but still makes you horny as babyeee

"Man"- Jesus christ almighty this is Horny Turtle porn!

"Woman"- I agree i think we should do it in slow motion dear

"Man"- Same Babe

"Woman"- Horny turtle porn here i come!

"Man"- Yeeee haaa

Horny Turtle Porn by Heather Wilson February 22, 2007

autistic turtle porn 

A way to describe terrible sex.

Hannah: How's Barry in bed?

Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!

Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(

autistic turtle porn by Headless High May 18, 2018

turtlecorn 

a turtle with a unicorn horn.

there goes a turtlecorn

turtlecorn by mattie mayhem July 21, 2006