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Uzi Turrets

A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.
This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.
Uzi Turrets by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020
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A common misspelling of the word "turret," usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.
Turrents r kOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
turrent by Spelling Crusade November 13, 2004
The Turrett family has a diverse heritage, with a mix of Métis Mik’Maq Native American, Scottish, Irish, and other mainland bloodlines. Their roots can be traced back many years in western Newfoundland, where they have been involved in various activities such as fishing, hunting, and baking homemade bread. Despite facing challenging circumstances, including a family split due to the abusive behavior of the grandfather, the Turrett family has persevered and grown stronger.

It is worth noting that the misspelling of the last name as "Tourout" by one of the uncles resulted in a secondary family name. Nevertheless, both variations, Turrett and Tourout, have been embraced by different branches of the family.

Overall, the Turrett family has demonstrated resilience and unity throughout their history, and their name continues to endure and thrive.
“Wow some tough you are mah son!”

“Go on byi, I’m a Turrett mah son, you know favour then Turrett’s & Tourout’s yes hey?”
TURRETT by Patreon.com/SavageMedia October 31, 2023
A prominent typo of "turrets" in many games, particularly Infantry.
Herthbul> rofl my nade missed all the turrents
turrents by Homsar June 21, 2004

turret farmer 

A word used to describe someone in Natural-Selection who builds 20+ turrets to block alien movement, and constantly walks around repairing them with a welder.
turret farmer by Superman22 October 5, 2005

Carpal Turrets 

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.
They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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