Turnip Tickler Share definition Flag A turnip tickler is a faggot/poof/queer/gay, I think you get it. Turnip being the metaphor for male genitalia. Poof: Come here mate, I want your ass! You: Piss off you turnip tickler Turnip Tickler by Gaylord_v_Gr8 December 21, 2007 0 0 Get merch