Turnip Tickler 

A turnip tickler is a faggot/poof/queer/gay, I think you get it. Turnip being the metaphor for male genitalia.

Poof: Come here mate, I want your ass!
You: Piss off you turnip tickler

Turnip Tickler by Gaylord_v_Gr8 December 21, 2007

tickled the turnip 

Female masturbation.

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

tickled the turnip by Iloveturnips May 31, 2017