Alex turner 

The hottest old man of them all. Also is a sexy mother fucker and has a really sexy deep crusty voice that is sexy also he is the lead singer of the arctic monkeys.

Fangirl:Omg I love Alex turner he's so hot

Bitch:here we go again bois

Alex turner by Themightycooch August 28, 2019

Alex Turner 

A true daddy... will cause pantie drop, dizziness, hyperventilation and may more. Be aware around this dangerously hot..."human"?

ex; I will "Alex turnYOu" on...
That guy is so hot, he is such an Alex turner.

Alex Turner by piggyboo June 26, 2018

Alex Turner 

the sexiest man alive who could deff hit it for free

my bsf: Hey did you know that Alex Turner is 34 already?
me: well he's a top tier daddy

Alex Turner by Kore<3 October 18, 2020

Alex Turner 

Alex Turner is one of the hottest men known to this earth.

Never think that you’re better than him because you aren’t. I mean have you seen him like gosh if he wasn’t 20 years older than me i’d date him.

E.g “Who is Alex turner?

“Ummm the hottest person ever obvs”

Alex Turner by p3ppapig February 28, 2021

Alex Turnerism 

Being completely, utterly obsessed with Alex Turner, lead singer of Arctic Monkeys. Symptoms may very, but often include: stalking pictures of Alex Turner, daydreaming about Alex Turner, and constantly talking about Alex Turner.

I know. I have a serious case of Alex Turnerism.

Alex Turnerism by theperceptionofperfection June 6, 2011

cornerstone alex turner 

a man on drugs with a microphone and a red sweater

i was thinking about cornerstone alex turner

cornerstone alex turner by george washingtonxoxo June 10, 2021

Frank Turner 

1. An incredibly talented and underappreciated singer/songwriter from England.
2. To sing loudly enough as to not necessiate a microphone or PA system.
3. To be able to denounce the idea of being a rock star while at the same time be a rock star and make it work.

Person 1: Did you go to that acoustic show last night?
Person 2: Yes but the singer was screaming so much he should have just Frank Turnered.
Person 1: Yes, Yes of course.

Frank Turner by jg89 November 14, 2011