Someone (mostly women over the age of 40) who is terrified of making left hand turns when driving. To avoid this fear, they will completely map out an entire alternate route consisting of only right turns, even if this means turning a 5 minute drive into a 45 minute labyrinth of hell.
husband:, I found a shortcut to get to our house faster, just turn left at ther next set of lights"
wife:"i cant"
husband: "huh?"
wife:"left turns are dangerous"
husband sighs and sinks back in his seat"You are such a left turn-aphobe"
wife:"i cant"
husband: "huh?"
wife:"left turns are dangerous"
husband sighs and sinks back in his seat"You are such a left turn-aphobe"
by hungarianprincess April 4, 2011
A god among NASCAR drivers. Hangin around with the big 3 and Buck Baker and will always wave a confederate flag. Every time he sees his favorite driver Dale Jr turn right he has a Civil War flashback.
by Left Turn Steve May 10, 2018
A left turn after the traffic light turns red, where there is no turn arrow.
Or a person that creeps into an intersection, purposely to turn after the light turns red.
Or a person that creeps into an intersection, purposely to turn after the light turns red.
Seen in Vancouver B.C., hence the name 'Canadian Left Turn', but it applies to any moron, in any country turning left on a red.
Sometimes as many as 3 cars will turn left after the red light!
Sometimes as many as 3 cars will turn left after the red light!
by Andrea K. January 21, 2008
When you need to make a left turn but can't cut across 4 lanes of traffic, so you make a right turn and then a U-turn as soon as possible. Also when you date your second-cousin-once-removed because there is a shortage of available chicks at your middle school.
1. Dang they must have let the Presbyterians out. I'll have to make an Alabama left turn!
2. Mary Beth Sue can't go to the prom with me, so I guess I'll ask Janet Bodine Johnson Smith, my second-cousin
2. Mary Beth Sue can't go to the prom with me, so I guess I'll ask Janet Bodine Johnson Smith, my second-cousin
by TheseTitsAreReal September 28, 2015
by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005
The act of sticking your dick in a girls LEFT ear, then having your dick take a LEFT TURN to come out of her mouth.
Very hard to preform.
Very hard to preform.
by HeadShot223 June 14, 2010
n. You're at a traffic light trying to turn left. You can turn on green when there's no traffic, but there's always traffic at this intersection. You pull out into the middle of the intersection, wait until your light turns red, and turn when the oncoming traffic stops for the red light and before the traffic from the cross street starts going on their green light. Two or three cars turn behind you as well. Originated on West End Avenue in Nashville, Tennessee, because you'll never make a left turn off that street if you don't do a West End left turn.
by fizzle June 3, 2004